YOU TOOK MY PARKING SPACE BUDDY.
One of the more frustrating
things in life is when you are looking for a parking space and
someone has taken up the last space because they have used two paces
two park. This happened to me just last week. This time there was a
red Tundra truck that was much wider and longer than most cars. I
did an unscientific survey and found that the Tundra was only one
vehicle out of a hundred ten in the hospital parking lot in
Charleston that required two spaces. My survey is subject to a
measuring error because all parking spaces do not have the same
width and the spaces in this lot were relatively wide. The point
being that while these occurrences are maddening, they are
infrequent.
Idiots that park in two spaces are not a recent occurrence. Almost
40 years a go Mary Jo had a friend named Bill. Well Bill would not
get mad he would get even. If he saw someone taking two spaces, he
would paint a yellow stripe on their tires to remind them where the
yellow parking line was and that they had taken up two spaces. On a
couple of occasion when my common sense was on a sabbatical I have
left notes on the window shields of double parkers to give them a
piece of mind. Now in my more advanced age when I encounter the
double parkers I merely mumble for a couple of minutes about those
stupid no good people and shuffle on.
VERY SORRY MR. ALEX
“Very sorry Mr. Alex for your being upset, but you have a problem we
can not fix.” One of the other frustrating things in our lives is
the help desk that will allegedly help you with problems with your
computer or other electronic devices. If you ever have the
opportunity to call a help desk, try to avoid at all cost. . You
might want to punch your self in the arm or in the eye with a
ballpoint pen instead. It will be less painful. I have had a couple
of good help desk experiences over the years. Most are very
frustrating Their chief modus operandi is to implement an automated
phone system that will so frustrate and confuse you that you will
start cussing at the automated voice and eventually throw the phone
down. If you are convinced that the sons of guns are not going to
get you down, don’t be so sure.
Nothing compares to the help desk for Dell Computer which has been
outsourced to India. I bought a Dell laptop with a Windows Office
Suite. When I started my computer up I learned that my Windows
Office Suite was a demo only for a month and that I would have to
pay another $100 for the suite. Well I felt that I had been hosed so
I called the Dell Help desk to get a free copy of the software. I
felt they had had run a bait and switch to get me to buy a computer.
Over two hours, I have an unlimited calling phone plan, I spoke to 8
different Indian representatives of Dell or I spoke to the same Dell
representative who used 8 names. . I was very polite and I would
say,” You are a very nice person but you are working for crooks”.
They all said the same thing, “Mr. Alex we are very sorry for your
inconvenience but you are wrong. You paid for computer and you
received your computer. But I will let you talk to my supervisor
Vishnu or my supervisor Rama Krishna “In the end I got a $20.
discount. While I was extremely disappointed, I later realized that
I am probably one of the few Dell owners who probably ever got any
rebate and I am probably in their call center’s Hall of Shame. (The
stupid American who did not get turned away by confusion, bad karma
and eastern intransigence.)
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