There must be a law similar to “Murphy’s Law”
….prohibiting me from mowing the lawn. I never knew what would
happen if I attempted it, but throughout my life, it has always been
something I’ve been discouraged from doing.
During 47 years of marriage my husband would not let me touch a
lawnmower, despite the fact he hated mowing grass, cut off a toe
using a push mower, and often dreamed of covering our entire lawn
with rocks. He loved the idea of xeriscaping, but in Florida that
amounts to “jungle,” so he kept mowing. Then when my father got to
be in his 80’s and 90’s I offered time and time again to cut the
grass, but he wouldn’t let me, often answering in an irritated
voice, “NO!!! You don’t know what you are doing. You will break my
mower!” Over the years, this mower thing has led me to ponder…..how
many other women my age, or of any age, mow the lawn?
Now, that my husband and father have passed away, and I’ve inherited
more than one lawn mower and the grass is growing abundantly in West
Virginia this year, I realized that I must finally learn to cut the
lawn. My son last mowed as he was leaving over a week ago. He gave
me a quick lesson on lawn mowing as he left, telling me it would
come easily. With each afternoon rain, my dread grew.
Daddy’s regular mowing day was Monday; I put it off as long as I
could but by Wednesday afternoon I knew it was time. My son had
explained how to start a mower and had me sit on the mower and start
it but I must admit that I am not a good mower student and I didn’t
know the choke from the other “things” when I climbed on the mower
yesterday. Despite my ignorance I managed to get the mower started
after moving all the things on the front “dash”, then I lowered the
blades and I mowed for about an hour at the “turtle” speed (Yes,
there is a turtle picture on the mower) around and around the house,
not sure it even had a reverse since I forgot to ask. I was feeling
very pleased with myself after several trips around the yard and I
decided to also start mowing the taller grass in the former garden
area. I mowed a couple of circles around it. Then, my worst fears
were realized - the mower just sputtered and stopped. I tried
several times to get it started, moving all the gadgets on it,
trying to remember what I had done to start it before. It didn’t
crank. I had heard you can “flood” a mower so I decided to give it
an hour and try again. It still didn’t start. The motor “grinded and
grinded,” to no avail. Finally, I remembered that it had a gas tank,
and my son had told me to lift the seat to find the gas tank. Wonder
of wonders, it had a gas gauge which was on “E”.
My son also told me how to get gasoline for it – take the blue rusty
can, order $20 of gas, fill the blue can while making sure it is
sitting on the curb, and then put the rest of the gasoline in my van
gas tank. Today, I did as directed - I took the blue can from the
“Yoder” building, put it in the van, drove to Lewisburg, filled it,
and drove home with my van smelling of gas fumes. I wished for a
“farm truck,” the same wish I’ve had weekly when taking the smelly
trash cans to the road in my van.
I put the gas can in the carport, while looking at my old relic of a
lawn mower sitting there in the back garden where it had stopped
yesterday. Overnight we had a severe storm so the mower had been
swamped with rain. I didn’t know if this would hurt it or not. Still
sore and achy from yesterday’s bumpy ride, and tired after a lengthy
trip to Kroger and other “town” stops, I decided to rest awhile and
tackle the lawn later in the afternoon. Procrastination has always
been my “thing.” After removing my “town clothes” I stretched out on
my bed to ease my aches - many parts of me still remembering the
rough ride on that apparently “for men only” mower.
I didn’t think I dozed, but then I thought I heard a vehicle; the
farm house is at least a half mile from the road so I decided it
must have been a small plane. Dozed again??? then I thought I heard
a lawnmower. I knew I must be dreaming. However, as I listened,
there seemed to be a mower just outside my window. Yes, the question
crossed my mind….how did the gasoline get from the can into the
mower, and how did it start? As loosely remembered from “The Night
Before Christmas, “I, in my kerchief, or was that bed cap, leaped
from my bed to my window when what to my wondering eyes did appeared
but a green and yellow mower whizzing around the backyard. It was
green like “my” mower, but mine surely hadn’t reached that speed
yesterday. A clean-cut muscular young man was speeding around the
yard on the mower. Surely I am having a fun dream I thought.
Watching longer, I realized I was not dreaming…Heaven-sent is all I
can figure!
There evidently must be a strong law of nature or of our Higher
Power that says that Barbara is not to mow. If so, I am very, very
grateful, and also very curious. Meanwhile this young man is still
out there mowing. He has been doing so for over an hour. My mower is
sitting idle, and he is driving his own. I hear the mower and smell
the grass, so it can’t really be a dream, can it?
I remembered thinking yesterday or maybe I muttered out loud as I
stumbled, hot and tired, to the house from the stalled mower, “Dear
God, How am I ever going to finish mowing this huge yard?” If this
is my answer, it is a very good one!
I still don’t know yet about my mowing “Guardian Angel” but I am
very thankful and hope that he appears each week, on either Monday
or Wednesday.
I’m embarrassed and I feel greedy to also hope that maybe a plumber
will appear too. I have actually been wishing and hoping for one for
over two weeks. The first one I called turned me down and several
calls to another haven’t been returned. You see, our guest bath is
having very serious problems, rendering it unusable and if the
second bath goes, I will have to re-acquaint myself with the “Johnny
House” from the 1950’s and teach my daughter the excitement of going
there late at night. I never imagined before today that plumbers
could be “Heaven–sent,” but I am beginning to hope so now….Should I
try walking through the yard, like yesterday, asking: Oh, please,
God, how am I ever going to get the bathroom fixed!?”
Yep, I definitely am going to try it…..With the WV State Fair only a
week away, I will never get a plumber by earthly means.
Meanwhile, I’m still wondering, do other women mow their lawns and
use riding lawn mowers competently….…Am I the only one not
trustworthy enough? |