I have made an attempt (with varying degrees
of success) not to hate anybody or anything. Hate is a toxin that
poisons the blood. It usually does more harm to the hater than the
hated. But there is one thing that I hate more than anything else on
earth. I can hardly think of it without gnashing my teeth. It is the
plastic bag. The plastic (scientific name polyethylene) bag is a
horrible thing. Plastic congests our landfills and waterways as it
takes so long to decompose. Thousands of nature's critters suffocate
and choke on it annually. It even lacks merit as a shopping
convenience. Supermarkets have an endless supply, I guess because
plastic bags are so cheap to manufacture. I have noticed from
personal experience that most cashiers will automatically reach for
plastic unless you ask--loudly--for paper. And since cashiers are no
longer taught how to properly package groceries (remember back when
there was a right way and wrong way to package groceries)? Items are
tossed haphazardly into the bag until it's filled or appears to be
filled. Sometimes the bag will spill your groceries when you place
it on the car seat or when you change hands while opening the door
to your home. If you happen to throw your key-chain in with your
groceries, the plastic bag will form a tiny independent niche within
the plastic bag that will protect your key-chain from discovery so
you fish and fish for it. I think static electricity has something
to do with it, causing plastic to collapse this way or that way,
whichever way is inconvenient for you. So to be honest, there is
something that I hate. Plastic bags are vile. They are detestable.
The idea of plastic bags must have been conceived by Satan himself.
Job would have flipped quicker than he did had polyethylene existed
in his day. O Lord I plead with you. Please rid the earth of
plastic!
(Disclaimer: Opinions are my own. Don't blame the publisher.
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