This story isn't really about
Oooie-Egghead's legend. I don't even know what the legend is supposed to
be about. What I do know is, south of Alderson going toward Union (about
where Charlie Lobban had his farm) is a grave stone up on the hill, on the
other side of the road. As the story goes, in the hot summer days about
sun set, the heat rising up from the ground would distort the white grave
stone and it would appear as if it were moving. This was supposed to be
the "ghost of Oooie-Egghead". I never saw this phenomenon, but is was a
good story.
My involvement with this legend was
an idea to enhance it. So, some friends and I decided to go out there at
dusk to see Oooie-Egghead. Two guys were waiting in hiding at the grave
stone. They had a large flash light and an invention I saw in a Spanky and
our Gang movie. It was a large tin can with a rope tied to the hole in the
middle of the closed end. You put rosin on the rope and wearing a glove,
pull the rope away from the can. Spanky used it to make one of his
friends sound like he had the croup, but I thought it would be a scary
sound, especially that time of night and with a little verbal presentation
before getting there. The whole idea was to shine the light on the grave
stone and make the noise with the tin can. Hopefully this would scare
the beejeebers out of someone. What we thinking?
Besides us three half-bakes, I talked my wife
Linda and another girl (this was before we were married) into going along. One thing I
didn't know, the two half-bakes on the hill also brought two other items.
Something to drink (wasn't Coke) and a pistol. Before we could get close
enough to see anything, a couple of shots were fired. Linda
has always had a flare for the dramatic, and taking
this as a cue, dropped to the ground as if she had fainted. No one
seemed to be scared. Actually, there was more indifference than anything.
Seeing things weren't going to go as we had planned, I called out to the
"hill top rangers" and told our audience what was going on. We all had a
good laugh and went home, fortunate that no one was too drunk and fell off
the hill, or shot someone. As for Oooie-Egghead? She's still there, I know
she is.
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